Blog · 28 September 2026
Two stories ran in the same week. In one, the most trusted detector in the field was described as having a "human problem." In the other, a journalist beat the "world's best" detector in about half a minute. One is a false positive. One is a false negative. They are the same story.
This week Bloomberg published a piece titled The World's Most Reliable AI Detector Has a Human Problem. In the same period, PCMag published I Outsmarted the 'World's Best' AI Detector in 30 Seconds. Elsewhere, a university provost's published op-eds and articles were flagged as AI-written by a detector marketed on a "near-zero error" claim.
Read those together and a pattern appears that the industry mostly avoids discussing:
They are not separate bugs. They are two sides of one dial.
Every statistical detector works the same way: it measures properties of the text, computes how unusual those properties would be under human writing, and compares the result against a threshold. Above the line: flagged. Below: not flagged.
Move the threshold down, and you catch more machine text, and flag more humans. Move it up, and you protect more humans, and let more machines through. There is no position on that dial where both error rates are zero. That is not a limitation of a particular vendor. It is what a threshold is.
A product that advertises "near-zero error" is describing one side of the dial and not mentioning the other. The dial did not disappear; you just cannot see where it was set.
This is why we publish both numbers instead of one. Our current model, at the strict threshold: 0.9% false positives against held-out human writing, catching 91.3% of AI text. Push it to our balanced setting and false positives rise to 5.0% for a higher catch rate. Neither number is "the accuracy." They are the same model at two different points on the dial.
We have written before about how badly false positives land, pre-ChatGPT books scoring as AI, the Declaration of Independence scoring 99.99%. The mechanism is simple: detectors penalise writing that is uniform, plain, and low-variance. Legal writing, news writing, technical writing, and translated or non-native English all look like that. A clear writer is, structurally, the closest thing to a machine.
What is new is the scale of the consequence. When a tool carries a reputation for accuracy, a flag from it is treated as a finding rather than a question, and the burden lands on the person flagged, who has to prove a negative about their own authorship. That is an unwinnable position, and it is why we treat false-positive rate as the primary number to publish, not the flattering one.
No detector of this kind is unbeatable, and we do not pretend otherwise. Detection measures properties of a document, never the identity of its author, so any such tool can miss AI-written text. That is a statement about how the method works, not a how-to: we do not build, publish or advise on ways to defeat detection.
A detector is a smoke alarm, not a witness. Treat a verdict as a question to be answered with evidence , drafts, revisions, provenance, never as a finding on its own.
We will not claim zero false positives, and we will not claim we cannot be beaten. Our model is trained on human writing that deliberately includes non-native English and simple, uniform prose, because those are the registers other detectors get wrong most often, and we score 0.9% false positives at the strict threshold as a result.
What we offer is a detector with its dial visible: two named thresholds, both error rates published, the features exposed, and an engine that runs entirely on your own machine so the text you are checking never leaves your infrastructure. That is the honest version of this product. Everything else in this field is marketing.
The free checker runs on the page. If you want it in your own workflow, no uploads, no API key, no word limits, the offline pack runs locally.
| Tier | Price | What it covers |
|---|---|---|
| Personal | $19 one-time | One person, unlimited runs, offline |
| Commercial | $99 one-time | Embed it in one of your own products or services, up to 5M words/year |
| OEM | from $999/year | Multiple products, white-labelling, no volume cap |
Or email support@prosechecker.com if you want help choosing which error you should be optimising against.
Honest limitations, major commercial models are not yet in our test set. News-style text scores
higher (7.7% false positives, balanced across sources). Non-English text, lists, tables, résumés, job posts
and code are returned as not_applicable rather than guessed. Estimates only, not proof of
authorship, and not licensed for academic-integrity circumvention. We do not build or advise on tools for
evading detection, and we do not sell into academic-integrity workflows.
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